Pictures By Alan

All right now, this one is just too strange for words.

Most of the ranch goats are quite skittish, they don't want to have anything to do with people. But this one was different. The moment he saw us, he ran over to say hi. He liked me fine, but he really liked Gigi. I mean really. He wouldn't leave her alone.

This is strange enough, but after returning home, I checked news and stuff, and of course checked to see what's up at America's Finest News Source, The Onion. Eventually I checked the horoscopes, which are always amusing, and there I read

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) You will magically transform yourself from the nice lady in human resources to the bad girl of goat porn.

And I thought they were just friends!